Hilarious Bus Ad 

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 11/01/2016 at 17:27 • Filed to: None

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Also, nice Miata! Politics after the jump...

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And just for balance, check the headline of this article HRC’s campaign shared:

I’m refusing to choose (my state isn’t in play, fwiw).



jkm7680 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 17:35

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Honestly, I’m going with Trump this time around.

Tripper > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 17:37

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lol they eyes on that bus

Edit: Also revers is in the wrong spot on your add;)

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 17:44

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If I was American and having to make the choice between Trump and Clinton... I’d vacate the country and sell oranges by the side of the road to make a living.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper 11/01/2016 at 17:47

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The eyes on the bus go round and round...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/01/2016 at 17:48

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I’m considering putting a mark down for Gary purely as a protest vote.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 17:51

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Well I understand that viewpoint, that said it ultimately wouldnt affect anything. Here in the UK I wasnt enthralled with either major party but I just voted for the least worst. If I was american I’d have to go Clinton but I wouldnt be happy about it.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/01/2016 at 17:52

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I guess I figure a vote for the Independent candidate shows up on the radar better than a no vote.

Wacko > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 17:57

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Terry Crews for president

Wacko > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/01/2016 at 17:59

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As a Canadian, I see Clinton as the lesser of 2 evils.

And to see Bill as first man/husband....

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 18:02

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If Danes don’t like Trump, maybe Trump is good

Future next gen S2000 owner > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 18:41

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Nevada has a none of the above option. I think it will be very popular.

nermal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 18:50

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My vote counts. As a result, I’ve been junkmail’d relentlessly. My favorite thus far is the one telling me not to waste my vote on Deez Nuts or Sweet Meteor O’ Death.

For realsies.

Emperor Palpatine > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 18:51

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It doesn’t matter anyway. Trump won’t go away if he loses. He’ll just get louder.

Maybe if he is president, he’ll have something to do- other than annoy us 24/7.

LongbowMkII > For Sweden 11/01/2016 at 18:54

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Sweden is going to build a dam across the Øresund Strait and Denmark is going to pay for it.

LongbowMkII > nermal 11/01/2016 at 18:55

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Deez nuts’ aggressive foreign policy leaves a bit to be desired but Flaming Meteor is going to increase Medicare costs across the board.

For Sweden > LongbowMkII 11/01/2016 at 18:59

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Yes, definitely a wall, not an invasion...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 11/01/2016 at 19:08

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The Russians LOVE Trump. Don’t see how that meshes with Republicanism...

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 19:10

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The Russians love the idea of damaging the reputation of American democracy. Trump is just the means of accomplishing that.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Future next gen S2000 owner 11/01/2016 at 19:13

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I wish there was a national none of the above option that would disqualify both candidates if it got the majority of votes!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > nermal 11/01/2016 at 19:14

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Hahaha!!! Clearly a pro-Hillary group. Hilarious.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Emperor Palpatine 11/01/2016 at 19:17

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As much as I don’t want Hillary to be President, I think the best thing for our country is for Trump to get absolutely crushed...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 11/01/2016 at 19:18

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Truth.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 19:59

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If everyone decides note vote because “my state isn’t in play” those states become in play.

wiffleballtony > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 20:02

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If Evan McMullin wins Utah (which he might) it’s possible that neither Clinton or Trump gets the requisite number of votes.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 11/01/2016 at 20:08

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I don’t see Oklahoma turning blue any time soon...

andthelike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 20:08

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The name of the group that paid for that flyer is called the LVC Victory fund. After a quick google, I learned that LVC stands out for League of conservative voters

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > wiffleballtony 11/01/2016 at 20:09

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Snowball’s chance in hell, but that’s all we’ve got right now!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > andthelike 11/01/2016 at 20:33

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Really? Look at the picture of Trump. Maybe they’ve decided the best thing for them is a yuuuge loss for Trump?

andthelike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 21:47

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I guess they could be faking it but it seems unlikely?the website for the fund only has a form to let you donate. the LVC website is normal, and mentions the victory fund, so I believe it to be a real thing.

andthelike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 21:51

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so I took a closer look, and I totally misread this. LVC stands for the League of conservation voters, not conservative. and they did indeed endorse Clinton. they are an environmental group.

PushToStart > nermal 11/01/2016 at 22:26

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They don’t say you can’t vote for Harambe though...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > andthelike 11/01/2016 at 22:28

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Has to be the funniest mailer I’ve ever seen...

andthelike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/01/2016 at 22:37

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the casual comparison of jill stien and gary johnson to literal joke candidates is amazing

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/02/2016 at 01:08

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The wheels on the bus go round and round, just like Donald Trump on key issues!

Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/02/2016 at 15:45

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That’s not truth, that’s ridiculous! The USA didn’t need Putin’s help to make a mockery of American democracy. That was done by our own people in both major parties.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari 11/02/2016 at 16:16

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I’m not saying we needed Putin’s help, but can’t argue that it’s true that he “loves the idea of damaging the reputation of American democracy”, whether he’s active in that process or not. He just likes anything that makes us look bad and drops us down a rung or two when it comes to international respect and influence.

Manuél Ferrari > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/03/2016 at 04:06

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Meh, that’s conjecture. I don’t buy into simplistic explanations for what motivates people. I’ve read a lot on him and he seems to be way too pragmatic to risk doing that. Russia, while still strong, is not nearly what it was when it was part of the USSR. Put can’t match the US pound for pound with his military or his economy so he has to take calculated risks. He sees that the insane fucktards in our government are trying to provoke him into attacking a NATO state despite the threat of WWIII so I don’t think he’d want to give the West the pretense to carry out a counter attack via hacking, military intervention, etc.

We don’t look bad because of anything Russia does or says. We look bad because our government supports AQ in Syria, our politicians (both parties) are corrupt as shit, and we’re heading off a financial cliff due to reckless debt-fueled endless war and crony capitalism. Our system has been a joke for at least 50 years and a total fucking joke since 9/11. That has nothing to do with Putin or Trump, we have the Bush and Clinton clans, corrupt career politicians, immoral foreign policy think tanks and NGOs, etc.

I’ve been reading every bit of news that comes out (timer permitting) and it seems more and more likely that the Wikileaks dumps didn’t come from hacking but from whistleblower leaks from the rank and file intelligence analysts within our own government:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-02/us-insiders-%E2%80%93-not-russia-%E2%80%93-leaked-clinton-emails

http://www.wsj.com/articles/secret-recordings-fueled-fbi-feud-in-clinton-probe-1478135518?tesla=y

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Manuél Ferrari 11/03/2016 at 09:20

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Like I said, whether he’s an active participant or not, he has to love seeing dysfunction and corruption among our top leadership. In the end, he wants the world to see that our system of democracy is not ideal, and to keep his people content with their dictator (I think most Russians actually do love him, just not the families of the people he’s had killed). I agree that out government’s political leaders have needed no help in the past XX years to screw things up pretty royally, and that our nation’s decline is no fault but our own. Putin knows he has to play the long game, but clearly hopes to bring Russia back to its glory days as a dominant world superpower. America’s slide only makes that goal more attainable.